30 July 2005

Sometimes ya just got 2 b shagged out ...


File this under Ain't That America ...


I found this at my local Publix Supermarket.

e-Shagged-Front

Ooo ... and look at her at the bottom ... she does look like she's been shagged rotten, eh?

[*larf*]

Manipulate & control indeed!

Wait ... there's more ....

e-shagged-label

That I-just-rolled-out-of-bed look?

I bet you did, Sister ...

Your hair *will* be ready for action!

Brilliant.

Any shagged style even.

It's even on my receipt ...

e-shagged-receipt

GOT 2 B SHAGGED ... for only $4.79!

As we say in the South:

The higher the hair, the closer to God ...

Woo-lawdy-hallelujah-amen-praise-the-lard !!!

Reporting to you live from Atlanta,
Richard the Big Bunny

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